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Paul Tseng ICS Staff 
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(9/27/00 8:22:27 pm)
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Some humor (most likely a rerun)
Sent by a very witty friend of mine....
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A Paen to City Life
Author Unknown
To be read aloud:

You can Telemann by where he likes to live. I just Toch a trip Orff into one
of the Wilder areas Faure Wieck, and to be Verdi Franck, it nearly drove
Menotti.

I know opinion Varese, but even Vivaldi urban noises, the Bizet traffic, De
Falla engines, as well as knowing there are Mennin the streets Callas enough
to knock your Bloch off. I couldn't resist the urge to Galuppi home early
Satie, and I Haieff to say I Still prefer the Mitropoulos. The Boyce were
Sor that I had Gibbons up and succumbed to the Riegger of the Field so
easily, but I don't give a Schuetz.

I was practically Krein from my Severacs and Pains brought on by that brief
time in the countryside! Even the sounds got my Dandrieu up; let me Liszt
some of them: the Rorem of the wind, a constant Birtwhistle, the Menuhin of
the Katz, the Lipatti-Patti-Glinka-Poulenc of the Reiner on the roof, the
Gluck-Gluck of the hens, and every morning a woodpecker or some Byrd Chopin
holes in a Tree. My only company was a Thorne Busch, a Partch of poison
Ives, a Braun Babbit, and sometimes a Wolf, nothing Moore. For a Forrest
Grainger it may be Fine - it may be the Katz Milhaud -- but I could have
died of Borodin. A friend suggested my making this Tureck; "Abegg" his
pardon, but I will never go Bach to those Gotterdaemmerung Hillis. They Suk!

No, I don't care for the Ruggles life. I like a good Mehul - - a little
Suppe, some Szigeti, maybe some Salome at my local Taverner with a little
lime Schubert after (even if they don't always clear the Crumbs off the
table). And I like to Locatelli while I'm Eaton Maderna at night. Is that
asking for Egk in Meyerbeer?

Nono! So many people Berio themselves under a Holst of problems they know
they can't Handel. Their answer is too Offenbach to nature - - into Haydn,
it seems to me. I Karajan a d'Indy life in the Berg for the most Paert.
Maybe it isn't Perle Bliss for everybody, but it's Godunov for me.
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Paul Tseng, Cello Chat Administrator


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vlcgirl
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(9/27/00 11:49:04 pm)
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Re: :o) still laughing
Thanks for this, the longest pun-on I have ever seen! It cracked me up! Though I must admit, I don't know who Nono is...

zambocello
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(9/28/00 1:57:36 am)
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Luigi
Is serial music really dead?

By the way, Is Nono still alive?


          New Some humor (most likely a rerun)-Paul Tseng ICS Staff  -(2)-9/27/00 8:22:27 pm  
               New Re: :o) still laughing-vlcgirl 9/27/00 11:49:04 pm  
                    New Luigi -zambocello 9/28/00 1:57:36 am  
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