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DavidS000
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(7/23/01 9:43:53 pm)
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Coughing audiences
At a recital, why do people in the audience always have to cough? It just takes one person to cough and then everybody seems to join in. Any solutions?

Steve Drake
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(7/23/01 10:03:43 pm)
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Don't publicize your concert in any way
So you won't have an audience, and no-one will cough. Simple as that.

Audiences cough. It's a fact. Deal with it.

Did I mention that their cell phones will ring? And babys will cry. There's no way around this stuff - it's part of the concert experience.

If you want a non-interupted concert experience, rent the hall, but don't invite anyone. Or book a recording studio if you want your performance recorded for posterity.

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zambocello
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(7/24/01 1:12:17 am)
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Re: Coughing audiences
A couple of years back a reviewer for the NY Times observed that the number of coughs during a performance more closely reflects the level of boredom at a concert than the level of cold and flu cases.

drcello
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(7/24/01 7:03:34 am)
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What's really bad...
Is when the folks in the orchestra want to cough, or sneeze, and they just have to bottle it up, lest they let fly in the middle of a Grand Pause!

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G M Stucka
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(7/24/01 7:27:42 am)
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Coughs at Ravinia
A weekend ago, the very last note of Zarathustra (a C-string pizz in the cellos and basses) was completely obliterated IN TEMPO by someone's single cough. It's certainly annoying when the cough sounds like it's coming from some lout who didn't even TRY to stifle the cough.

Paul Tseng ICS Staff 
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(7/24/01 2:44:37 pm)
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Lincoln Portrait
...and don't even get me started on my Lincoln Portrait story at Peabody! :lol


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GlenC
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(7/24/01 7:08:22 pm)
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Art Lande is a great jazz pianist. At a concert once, he suggested that the audience cough instead of clap at the end of one of the pieces. It was a refreshing change.

Corrina Connor
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(7/24/01 7:23:19 pm)
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Coughs in Beethoven
I went to an all-Beethoven concert a few weeks back, at which somebody not only coughed during the 2nd/3rd mvt join in the 'Emperor' Concerto, but threw up as well....quite near to me, unfortunately.

IMHO, icecream should not be sold at concerts. To many people (not myself), it causes an increase in mucus in many people's throats, which causes coughing....combined with concerts being in the winter 'flu' season, it's just a bad idea.

DavidS000
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(7/24/01 9:13:22 pm)
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Lincoln Portrait?
You have to tell us about Lincoln Portrait. I love funny stories about concerts. It's so funny because everyone is usually so serious at a concert and the atmosphere is very formal. When something goes wrong, it is hilarious, such as the conductor who started the orchestra with a mighty downbeat, lost his balance, and fell off the stand.

cello41
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(7/25/01 1:45:14 am)
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Re: everyone is usually so serious at a concert
I absolutely agree about coughing and, what's worse, when people bring along cough candy in wrappers and torment you for looooooong minutes while they try to unwrap them QUIETLY. Get on with it, we all inwardly scream.

My 'problem' is laughing - least, it has caused a problem for those sitting near to me at a concert. Some pieces of music have great moments of humor - Haydn is especially good at this. Apart from the deliberate jokes, sometimes you suddenly realize that the composer has caught you out by playing with your expectations and sometimes I just laugh in appreciation of the subtlety of an idea. This is usually alright, indeed you often see others grinning too, but there have been times when my modest chuckle has caused offense.

Beaker1
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(7/25/01 12:34:02 pm)
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Cough drops
The Myerhoff (SP?) symphony hall has huge bins of cough drops however I didn't notice a lower number of people coughing there.

Patricia2
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(7/25/01 1:14:09 pm)
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Is it a global nuisance?
It really seems unbelievable to me at the NY Phil concerts; I often wonder if it's mostly an American (& N. Zealand?) habit.

And why can't people cough in the loud bits? Obviously there's some kind of choice, or they wouldn't all join in between movements!

Paul Tseng ICS Staff 
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(7/25/01 1:15:01 pm)
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Re: Lincoln Portrait?
It was in a conducting major's concert.

We had many people who attend student recitals who were members of an Elderhostel right next door to Peabody. One such elderly gentleman (actually not sure, it coudl have been an elderly lady for all we know)

There is a recurring phrase in the narrator's part that reads:

"..And this is what he said. This is what Abe Lincoln said.."
at which point this person cut the loudest wind-breaker you ever heard!

It was classic! :lol


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Edited by: Paul Tseng ICS Staff  at: 7/25/01 1:17:08 pm
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Coughing audiences DavidS000 7/23/01 9:43:53 pm
    Is it a global nuisance? Patricia2 7/25/01 1:14:09 pm
    Cough drops Beaker1 7/25/01 12:34:02 pm
    Coughs at Ravinia G M Stucka 7/24/01 7:27:42 am
       Coughs in Beethoven Corrina Connor 7/24/01 7:23:19 pm
       Lincoln Portrait Paul Tseng ICS Staff  7/24/01 2:44:37 pm
          Lincoln Portrait? DavidS000 7/24/01 9:13:22 pm
             Re: Lincoln Portrait? Paul Tseng ICS Staff  7/25/01 1:15:01 pm
             Re: everyone is usually so serious at a concert cello41 7/25/01 1:45:14 am
          Re: Lincoln Portrait GlenC 7/24/01 7:08:22 pm
    Re: Coughing audiences zambocello 7/24/01 1:12:17 am
       What's really bad... drcello 7/24/01 7:03:34 am
    Don't publicize your concert in any way Steve Drake 7/23/01 10:03:43 pm



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